Q: What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? A: Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Don’t you just hate it when this happens? *Phone rings* You: Hi mom. Mom: Hi, sweetie. I have news for you. You: Oh? Mom: I just found out your aunt Carmen is flying in. You: Cool. When? Mom: In about two hours. You’ll need to pick her up at the airport then. You: Huh?! Say… Read more Pop-Up Relatives