Although I’m sure you’ve seen these in an email, I just ran accross a few sites containing “facts” about Chuck Norris which I’ve not been able to stop laughing about for the past few days. What follows is a list of the more interesting ones, including the original email, as well as the source from… Read more 50+ Chuck Norris Factoids
If you read this site often (or even once in a while), you may know that I’ve been reading, as well as recommending to everyone I know, Adventure Capitalist by Jim Rogers. One of the chapters, which covers Central Asia, talks about the almost unknown (to us in the US) country of Turkmenistan. The chapter… Read more Turkmenbashi Everywhere!
Great Minds Think Alike: This phrase is used by idiots to complement other idiots who have inadvertently done the same idiotic thing. This phrase is especially useful when a group of idiots discovers the coincidence, such as when all the idiots are wearing the same color shirt. Uttering this phrase makes all idiots in the… Read more Phrase I Hate: “Great minds think alike”
America’s retailers have asked me to deliver a special message to all of you who have decided to stay at home between 5am and noon on Black Friday:
I just received this rather threatening email from none other than the Central Intelligence Agency (who, as we all know, isn’t supposed to do domestic espionage. But you know, that’s beside the point). From: Admin@cia.gov To: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: You visit illegal websites Dear Sir/Madam, we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.… Read more Holy Crapamoly! The CIA’s After Me!
What would Haikus look like if they were invented during a Sci-Fi conference, instead of feudal Japan? They’d probably have a lot less to do with nature and a lot more to do with Star Wars. Here’s a few that I thought up while my brain recovered from an expedited learning experience: Listen, Luke: I… Read more Scifaiku
Don’t you just hate it when this happens? *Phone rings* You: Hi mom. Mom: Hi, sweetie. I have news for you. You: Oh? Mom: I just found out your aunt Carmen is flying in. You: Cool. When? Mom: In about two hours. You’ll need to pick her up at the airport then. You: Huh?! Say… Read more Pop-Up Relatives