Holy Crapamoly! The CIA’s After Me!

I just received this rather threatening email from none other than the Central Intelligence Agency (who, as we all know, isn’t supposed to do domestic espionage. But you know, that’s beside the point). From: Admin@cia.gov To: you@gnorb.net Subject: You visit illegal websites Dear Sir/Madam, we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.… Read more Holy Crapamoly! The CIA’s After Me!


What would Haikus look like if they were invented during a Sci-Fi conference, instead of feudal Japan? They’d probably have a lot less to do with nature and a lot more to do with Star Wars. Here’s a few that I thought up while my brain recovered from an expedited learning experience: Listen, Luke: I… Read more Scifaiku