The Ultimate Rejection Letter

I know a few college guys and doctoral students who need a laugh, so here you go: Herbert A. Millington Chair – Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill, MA 34109 Dear Professor Millington, Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am…

Le Linkage #11

Ok, so the election has passed and I can now get back to regular blogging, right? Actually, the election’s been over for a while and I’ve just needed a break from real blogging (as if I’ve ever actually done any of that before). At any rate, it’s (about darn) time for another episode of Le…

Ode to Donald Rumsfeld

I was going to post this a bit later (since I already did something similar), but in light of the recent news, I’ve decided to eulogize the great Rumsfeld’s career as Secretary of Defense in the only way I knew how. I present to you… Donald Rumsfeld, Kung-Fu Master.

UNICEF Blog Spam?

It’s all the rage: government and international governmental bodies using blogs to get out their message. Why, the US military has been using blogs for years to confuse terrorist search engines like Yahoo! and DogPile. Later on, other government agencies, such as the FCC limbered up their lifeless fingers and stiffly attempted to write something…

Chuck Norris Returns

Another Chuck Norris thread on Fark. For a good list (most of which you’ll find by just looking around on the Internet for a while) check out my original Chuck Norris post, which includes links to other Chuck Norris related sites. Then, of course, there’s The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, which chronicles the only…

Gnorb in South Park?!

No, I wasn’t asked to be on the show. Instead of putting up an insightful and witty post this time (one without the word “booger” in the title), I’ve instead decided to follow suit with Renagade Zen and post a picture of myself as a South Park character. Using the South Park Character Generator, you…