Back and Forth

Just read these replies to this story on Slashdot and I thought I’d share.

In Reply to the Story About the World’s Most Spammed Person (4-million Spam messages per day

Guy 1: I dont get nearly as much spam as that, but even a few hundred a day is pretty irritating. My solution is to delete all email as soon as I get it. I figure if its important I’ll get a phone call.

Guy 2: Funny, I delete all phone calls as soon as I get them. I figure if it’s important I’ll get an IM.

Guy 3: Funny, I delete all IMs as soon as I get them. I figure if it’s important, I’ll get a visit.

Guy 4: Funny, I delete all of my visitors as soon as they show up. I figure if it’s important, the police will come and circle the house.

Guy 5: Funny, in Soviet Russia the police delete you.

On Directions

Guy 1: Yeah, back in my day, if we needed directions we had to slaughter a goat and wiggle the intestines!

Guy 2: You sick ******. How can you joke about abusing a beautiful animal like a goat? If I ever catch you i’ll crack your skull open.

Guy 1: You sick ******. How can you joke about cracking someone’s skull open? If I ever catch you i’ll slaughter you and wiggle the intestines.

Guy 2: You sick ******. How can you joke about slaughtering someone? If I ever catch you I’ll sit down and eat Ice Cream.

Guy 1: I am Ice Cream, you insensitive clod!

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