The Internet has connected mankind in a way never before anticipated. However, in the process many unanswerable questions — some which have lead to qasi-religious warfare — have risen, such as “Who would win in a fight, Superman or Mighty Mouse?”, “Which is better, Vi or Emacs?”, or my personal favorite “In an ultimate showdown of all superheroes ever, who would end up being the winner?” (The answer to this last one was finally revealed in the music video The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.)
Over time, one question, rising above all others, has spawned a rivalry which has been tearing the Internet apart at the seems, a question to which there seems to be no clear answer: Who would win in a fight, Pirates or Ninjas?
With the recent movie theater release of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, AskaNinja.com has put out their completely unbiased review of the film. After hearing it presented on NPR (and laughing so hard I could hardly breathe), I decided that this matter is too important (and funny) not to put on Gnorb.NET. So, without further delay, I present you “Ask a Ninja’s Review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.
Frankly, this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. You can download the review in MOV format by going directly to the source: AskANinja.com.