Late Night Quotes

“There’s a boycott now of Danish products in the Muslim world. Luckily not too many mosques are made out of Legos.” — Jay Leno

“President Bush unveiled his new $2.2 trillion budget. The president settled on $2 trillion after being told that $2 bazillion was not a real number.” — Conan O’Brien

“The trial of Enron chiefs Jeffrey Skilling and Ken Lay began four-and-a-half years after perpetrating — allegedly — the fraud that led to the second largest bankruptcy in American history. Why four-and-a-half years? Because apparently it’s harder to bring Ken Lay to trial than it is to invade two countries.” — Jon Stewart

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