What does it take to beat the all-powerful and spectacularly mighty Chuck Norris? How about Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, and â€œMonty Python and the Holy Grailâ€â€™s Black Knight; and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie; Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.
All this and more, including Optimus Prime, Batman, Indiana Jones, Shaq-Fu, Jackie Chan, Godzilla, and every other badass of the past 100+ years in The Ultimate Showdown.
(This absolutely hilarious flash cartoon brought to you by Moroco Mole.)
Edit: Thank yoiu, YouTube.
Still, check out the link for the actual SWF, which is very high quality.