What would Haikus look like if they were invented during a Sci-Fi conference, instead of feudal Japan? They’d probably have a lot less to do with nature and a lot more to do with Star Wars. Here’s a few that I thought up while my brain recovered from an expedited learning experience:

Listen, Luke:
I am your father.
Live with it.

A Doctor.
Not an Engineer.
He’s Dead Jim.

All Your Base
Are Belong to Us.
Make Your Time.

My wallet —
is no longer here.
Where’s Bender?

*So Long, Hitchhiker.
Will you live as Agrajag?!
(Thanks for all the fish.)

*Yeah, it’s 5-7-5. Live with it.

If you have any others you’d like to post, go ahead and do it. I’d like to see what you guys come up with. (Nothing obscene, please.)

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